Optimal Training?!

The Question:

Anyone trying to 'get in shape' at the last minute for the first mountain bike race of 2009, or to take their training regime to another level (e.g., off the couch) will find themselves surrounded by ads, products programs and ‘personal trainers’ all promising either a ripped, athletic, toned physique or a unheard of endurance and speed (in the shortest possible time). Beyond infomercials, are (seemingly 'advanced web sites') weekend-workshop-personal-trainer web sites that seem to throw around perfect diets and the ultimate (yet adaptable) perfect routines (deep breath)... where you will find German Volume Training, Anabolic Typing Diet, outdoor steppers, mind-body fusion lifestyle coaching (WTF?), boot camps, Weight Management Consultant, Corrective Exercise Specialists, Muscle Activation Therapists etc. Unfortunately so many people get caught up in this mass-psychosis, hell you might be on a similar program right now, or thinking about it. What’s the answer? What IS optimal training?

The Answer: Back to the Basics!

There is no such thing as ‘optimal training’. It’s not the routine that makes the individual but the individual who makes the routine. A routine is simply a blueprint to follow; giving a blueprint to a bunch of unqualified and uneducated trainers will result in a pile of indiscernible mess. The fundamentals are such: the harder you work (up to a point) the better your results are (in the beginning). Its so mind- numbingly simple yet very few people seem to get it.

You look at successful athletes from all disciplines and you observe one common element. You can pound off drop sets and with a pyramid structure, ultramaxed 500 rep and high intensity low rep pumped up power, slow negative, fast negative or fast positive, Heart Rate, Watts, GPS, Cytomax, Probiotic… whatever, as long as you are doing the required volume/intensity of work, putting your muscular and nervous system under the appropriate volume/type of stress, you will get faster. Oprah Winfrey says - Ride your bike!

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Inside Scoop:
Free of: protein, carbohydrates, fats, vitamins and minerals, or water

Ingredient Details: Supplement Facts

Serving Size: 1 capsule

Servings Per Container: 120

Amount Per % Daily Required Serving: 100%

'May' Also Contains: Exhaustion 5 mg, Maximum Heart Rate 185 bpm, Vomit 500 mg, Fainting 40 mg, Pain 50%, Questioning Sanity 5%

Amount Per Serving
Calories 240
Calories from Fat 10
Total Fat: You have to much HTFUP!
Saturated Fat 0.6 g 3%
Cholesterol 9 mg 3%

Sodium 160 mg 6%

Potassium 475 mg 15%

Total Carbohydrate 7 g 2%

Dietary Fiber 1.5 g 6%

Sugars 4 g

Protein 50 g 100%

Calcium 270 mg 25%

Stevia rebaudiana Extract (Leaf) 80 mg

Suggested Use:
As a dietary supplement, for adults, take one (1) capsule 1-2 times daily or as directed by HFUP Training. Not suitable for vegetarians.

Warnings:
If you are pregnant, nursing or considering pregnancy, diabetic, hypoglycemic, or have known medical conditions and/or are taking medications or just as weak as wet piss YOU should consult with a licensed physician and/or pharmacist prior to taking this dietary supplements. Discontinue use and consult your doctor if any adverse events occur.

*These statements have not been evaluated by No One In Particular Administration (NOIPA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, prevent any disease, and is definitely not intended to make you feel good, look great or whiten your teeth. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), but probably should be.

HTFUP Training is allergen-free, Kosher certified, and Halal Certified.

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