The following is a snippet of my 2-hour internal dialog while I rode the Bur Oak trail in Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada.
Warm up Lap
What did I put this gear on for?.
OMG I suck!
Maybe I have a flat…
I think the brakes are rubbing.
&*^&*^# just do one lap and go home.
The ground must be super soft.
I am definitely not recovered.
OMG I suck!
Why do they keep changing the course?
It is getting bumpier every week.
I am gonna have to ride the entire day out-of-the-saddle.
This is stupid.
25-min warm up ok that wasn’t too bad.
One more.
Lap 2.
I can hold that pace for at least another lap… No prob.
The course seems to be drying up… sweet.
I guess I don’t have a flat…Lucky.
I wish people would stop going the ‘wrong way’… Newbie’s.
... that was close!
This is stupid.
22-min. I am cruising at like at least 300 watts.
One more.
Lap 3.
21-min. Wow!
I don’t even remember riding. Cool. Sweeeet.
I haven’t gotten out-of-the-saddle once.
I am the engine!
One more.
2 Hours Later.. .Last Lap
Why did I put this gear on? I always over gear.
OMG I suck!
Maybe I have a slow leak…
I think the brakes are still rubbing... again.
&*^&*^# just do one lap and go home.
The ground must be getting super soft again. WTF?
I am definitely not recovered.
OMG I suck!
I am sure that tree wasn’t there last lap.
Ouch... That was waaaaaaay too close!
This is stupid.
25-min? WTF?
Time to quit.
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