Rule 1: The most important rule and actually the only rule ‘we’ care about is HTFUP!
Rule 2: If you must have other rules (you are probably a roadie so go read this) then live by this… It’s never ever about the bike. It is always and forever about the ride.
Rule 3: If you are worried about tan lines and matching bar tape, you probably read Cosmo. Never read Cosmo.
Rule 4: Only fashion rule – never wear your gitch under cycling shorts!
Rule 5: Respect – Each other, the trail, and nature.
Rule 6: Tolerate roadies.