Friday, May 14, 2010

The Rules To Live By For Mountain Bikers

Rule 1: The most important rule and actually the only rule ‘we’ care about is HTFUP!

Rule 2: If you must have other rules (you are probably a roadie so go read this) then live by this… It’s never ever about the bike. It is always and forever about the ride.

Rule 3: If you are worried about tan lines and matching bar tape, you probably read Cosmo. Never read Cosmo.

Rule 4: Only fashion rule – never wear your gitch under cycling shorts!

Rule 5: Respect – Each other, the trail, and nature.

Rule 6: Tolerate roadies.


Obey the rules

1 comment:

  1. Obey the rules!I quess that is what those 2 mountain bikers at Leadville should have done eh?Now they are in deep do do and there names are splashed all over the weeeb.

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