The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Bike Geek Explained by a Venn Diagram

To all of you bike nerds and geeks who–like me–have been unfairly and inaccurately labeled “dorks,” only to then exhaustively explain the differences among the three to a more-than-skeptical offender, I say:

You’re welcome. This nerd/dork/bike geek/dweeb Venn diagram should save you a lot of time and frustration in the future.

To those of you who have been called “dweebs,” I say: Stop hanging out with people from the 1950s.

To those of you who have been called "bike geeks" I say: Just ride, keep the rubber down, go Red, ride One you poser, shut-up and race, and finally HTFUP!

Lifted from the white shark